usher sucks

twice last night people thought my dog's name was usher. who would name their pet after usher? he's not iconic. i could understand if someone named their dog after bob dylan, elvis, johnny cash or bob marley. but usher? i guess i portray myself as someone who would name their dog after a crappy actor and autotuned to hell musician.

passerby: usher? 
me: no not usher, escher, like the artist.
passerby: yea usher, the dance artist.
me: i would sooner die then name my dog after usher.