New Year, New Resolutions

• Spend more time watching TV & movies.
• Start sexting people all the time, texting is so 2010.
• Read less.
• I want to gain weight. Put on like 30 pounds.
• Jerk off more, you never can be too good at something.
• Procrastinate more.
• Drink more, i wanna feel like Carra did last night.
• Be the best @ receiving oral.
• Start being superstitious.
• Spend more less time working.
• look @ myself naked w/o verping in my mouth.
• Take up a new habit
• Be a kid again, really wanna shit in one of those adult diapers.
• try to S my own D, was so close in 2010.
• Create World Peace
• Finish what I Star